hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via jumperturns)

  • Me: I can save myself.
  • Me: Just got to grab a bit of mane...
  • Me: Oh fuck.
  • Me: It's happening
  • Me: I hope I land on my butt
  • Me: I hope the ground is soft
  • Me: my horse better not run away
  • Me: Good bye cruel world
  • Me: *eats dirt*